A few tax quotes. Just for fun.
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
– Mark Twain
My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him to the tax man.
– Glenda Jackson
You don’t pay taxes – they take taxes.
– Chris Rock
When Barbary Pirates demand a fee allowing you to do business, it’s called “tribute money”. When the mafia demands a fee for allowing you to do business, it’s called “the protection racket”. When the state demands a fee for allowing you to do business, it’s called “income tax”.
– Jeff Daiell