President Bush’s tax return

A few tax quotes. Just for fun.

President Bush’s tax returns are a little different. He claimed the Christian Right as dependents, he declared the 2000 election as gift, and he tried to write off the mileage he got from 9/11.

    – Bill Maher

Earlier today, the White House released President Bush’s tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq.

    – Conan O’Brien

President Bush released his tax returns yesterday. He listed the economy as a liability. He gets to write it off.

    –Jay Leno