Taxman and taxidermist

A few tax quotes. Just for fun.

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

    - Mark Twain

My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him to the tax man.

    - Glenda Jackson

You don’t pay taxes – they take taxes.

    - Chris Rock

When Barbary Pirates demand a fee allowing you to do business, it’s called “tribute money”. When the mafia demands a fee for allowing you to do business, it’s called “the protection racket”. When the state demands a fee for allowing you to do business, it’s called “income tax”.

    - Jeff Daiell

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